Apocalypse Weird: Texocalypse Now (DIGGER Book 1) - Michael Bunker, Nick Cole

Bad things don´t just happen.
They´re made.
Call him the Man In Black. Or even Walter o´Dim or Richard Fannin or Randall Flagg the Walkin´ Dude. It doesn´t matter, call him whatever you´d like. Rasputin or even the Witch King. Call him the kid everyone in the neighborhood was afraid of. Or call him HAL. Every story´s got one. Stephen King knows that. The maker of bad things, the doer of dirty deeds done dirt cheap, the villain of stories, yours, mine and other people´s. One of the 88.
The Man In Black.

Haha, why am I not surprised? *insert evil know-it-all chuckle here*