It's been nearly a month since our last post and a lot of people (mostly asshats) wondered why we were so quiet. It's not as if we might be busy living our lives. Anyway, the recent battle between Melissa Douthit/Athena Parker vs. Rick Carufel and Asshole92X excited, horrified, and terrified many. Our silence was viewed with suspicion by some (again mostly stupid butthurt babies). You wanted to know why we didn't blog about the every fart in this epic battle?